good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
Gunna have a well early night tonight :) got the radiators on and I will be cosy as an owl
Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
It’s really starting to piss me off seeing people acting like their pets are their children.
Okay, you love them, I understand. But don’t forget it’s an ANIMAL.
How can you properly take care of something when you’re too busy pretending it’s something else?
Your dog has needs bitch, get a life.
My mum isn’t home so this is what my dad is having for tea.
He didn’t even put any ham in it.
He literally is the most terrible at being a human.
Why do colleges tell you to do something that you literally cannot physically do
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME