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I like in ios8 how you can see your recent contacts, I think I’ll forget to reply to texts less now.

I don’t like this fugly predictive text though, will have to find out how to get rid of that.

amarislux:

jasmine-blu:

my life goals

And that, ladies and gents, is how it’s done

(Source: lolzsapphire, via chill-vibrations)

(Source: sonjackcarl, via jewellershands)

thelingerieaddict:

Between the Sheets F/W 2014: Loungewear That is Over the Moon

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

leupagus:

aurelie-dupont:

American Ballet Theatre corps Kaho Ogawa 10 pirouettes

Friendly reminder that if you ever use the term “ballerina” as a pejorative, you deserved to get kicked in the kneecaps by one. And trust me she’ll do damage.

This is unreal. 10. Count them. 10.

(via ainttalkingaboutwesley)

honorrrr:

what’s the best free software I can download on a mac to whip up a CV?

Free trial of Microsoft office?

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via hessooriginal)

(Source: onlypooh, via ruinedchildhood)

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

lizawithazed:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

I can’t decide if this is brilliant or stupid or both

(via orlyman)

Wet hair is a ballache, just dry yourself ffs

(Source: brainguidance.com, via the-thrill)

(Source: weheartit.com, via curlyfuck)

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via winterspass)

(Source: tornadoallie, via willyouremembermeforcenturies)

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