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nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned, via acciobarnes)

Gunna have a well early night tonight :) got the radiators on and I will be cosy as an owl

rubee:

you fuckin fat cunt

(via ruinedchildhood)

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

(via beers-and-tears)


"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

(Source: snowwhties, via ruinedchildhood)

Please configure in your own time

Please configure in your own time

It’s really starting to piss me off seeing people acting like their pets are their children.

Okay, you love them, I understand. But don’t forget it’s an ANIMAL.

How can you properly take care of something when you’re too busy pretending it’s something else?

Your dog has needs bitch, get a life.

My mum isn’t home so this is what my dad is having for tea. 

He didn’t even put any ham in it. 

He literally is the most terrible at being a human.

My mum isn’t home so this is what my dad is having for tea.

He didn’t even put any ham in it.

He literally is the most terrible at being a human.

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via herpicusderpicus)

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

(via karlellis)

Why do colleges tell you to do something that you literally cannot physically do

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

(Source: les-memorables, via ruinedchildhood)

“I hate people generally, but I like people individually.” —introverts (via janesblueheaven)

(via anotherthingyoulllose)

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord, via thefuuuucomics)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via karlellis)

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